INFORMATION FOR ALL MEMBERS OF THE BOARD

**RockNROutlaw** · March 18th, 2006, 03:00 PM

a firm NAY from me

Marshy · March 18th, 2006, 06:02 PM

What other Marsh .. you mean the Peter Andrae Body double ?

Last orders Pleeze !

Marshy · March 18th, 2006, 06:07 PM

IMPORTANT LESSONS FOR COMPANY POLICY..

Experiment 1:

Start with a cage containing five monkeys. Inside the cage,
hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long,
a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon
as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result all
the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another
monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and
replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and
wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other
monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he
tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a
new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous
newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise,
replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the
fifth.

Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of
the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted
to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the
newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as
they know that's the way it's always been done around here.

And that, my friends, is how a company policy begins.

.. Olive .. OLIVE .. Now wheres that silly cow got to ?

**Johnny B** · March 18th, 2006, 06:47 PM

Hey Hey we're The Monkees

Marshy · March 18th, 2006, 07:17 PM

.. we never stop monkeying 'round, were too buzy ..( to you Andy..)

**NEVER ON SUNDAY** · March 19th, 2006, 01:27 AM

so this basically means we can no longer edit posts to fix typos, fock, fuk, fuc

**bubblegumdisaster** · March 19th, 2006, 10:45 AM

u should be able to, I'd set it up a while back so peeps could edit their own posts [img]redface.gif[/img] \ .... I shall go have a lookie [img]smile.gif[/img]

Originally posted by suicide junkie:
so this basically means we can no longer edit posts to fix typos, fock, fuk, fuc